Tea Cup Didgeridoo
Brought to you by whatever effect years of tea abuse has had on my brain.
I’m a great analyst but that can lead me into being a shitty optimist. I think the key to happiness is the belief that you have options. Too often I shoot down possibilities for fear of being unrealistic. In the end though, I have very little to lose, and by playing it safe, I’m only going to lose control of my life. I’m chaining myself down with loyalty to poor-paying employers, rent-prices, and a lifestyle that affords little luxuries or time for friends. So here’s to optimism. Here’s to the possibility of something better.
(via salvaging)
the joys of non-car-ownership during British Summer Time
yeah so this is what I’m working on…
Dear Jim,
Please paint me the T-Rex attack scene from Jurassic Park, but the T-Rex is the band T-Rex.
Thanks,
Matthew Whitehouse
I love that there are still some songs that retain their potency to not only remind me of uni, but evoke an expansive feeling of life. It’s nuggets like these that allow me to hope for a happier life, when everything else is swallowed up by shelves of beans and chimney smoke
A portmanteau of Hypocrite and cretin.
Someone oblivious to their hypocrisy to the point of being cretinous .
The man who claimed that capital punishment should be brought back for those who disrespect the sanctity of life was an absolute hypocretin.
Daily Mail: “Illegal Immigrants (legal immigrants) have more rights (equal rights) than UK Residents. You Couldn’t Make it Up (although we have).”
The Sun: Disgusting Sex Pest Should Be Shot! Now lets look at this young girl’s tits! FOOOOOOOTBALLLLL!!!!!
Daily Mirror: Man covered in blood after involvement in hideous accident…almost as hideous as Katie Price’s outfit last night! Oh my God! What was she thinking? Did you see Corrie last night? Did you? Oh my God! I hope Kate Middleton’s baby is okay! I tell you this…Fergie has got a difficult decision to make and soon. If he doesn’t make the right call, it will harm United’s chances in the champions league, and maybe even the premiership.
Local Paper: Man has fond regard for Parsley. We’re going to start charging for plastic bags. Here are lots of pictures of ugly children who did something nice at the weekend for charity. Job Listings: There are no jobs.
